Maxim Unsexiest Women

Oct 29, 2007 | Category: Watches and Fashion

Maxim Unsexiest Women It is always interesting to find out who are the sexiest women in the world according to men. But probably it is even more interesting to find out men's opinion on the world's unsexiest ladies.

With this purpose famous Maxim magazine has compiled a list of the world's unsexiest five. Of course nobody wants to be in the list but especially hurtful it is for Hollywood divas.

Just imagine – "Sex and the City" star and fashion lady Sarah Jessica Parker is at the top of the list. Ironically "Sex..." has turned out to be not so sexy from men's point of view.

The songstress Amy Winehouse is in the second spot on the list. Men do not like her "translucent skin" and "rat's nest mane."

"Boyish figure" and "cold bedside manner" of "Grey's Anatomy" star Sandra Oh have provided her the third spot on the list.

One more thing that has become clear – age doesn't matter. Otherwise how to explain that several generations sex-symbol Madonna found herself in the fourth spot on the list of world's unsexiest. Would you like to know what are the reasons? These are "self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration"!

And of course they can't manage without Miss Britney Spears who has become the No. 5 Unsexiest Woman Alive. They name her two kids and two ex-husbands, weight gain and "loosing the ability to perform" as some of the reasons she is not sexy.

Comments to: Maxim Unsexiest Women

March 31st, 2008 02:17 by Louise D.
Because we feel so pathetically insecure about ourselves, let's make the guys feel just as crappy!?! Isn't that what we already do every month?

March 28th, 2008 07:20 by Wisest
Let's start making men feel just as insecure about themselves so we girls can finally be surrounded by nicer things to look at.

March 25th, 2008 08:19 by Wiser
To "Older but Wiser",...and who are 'those' women (in the plethora of women's magazines out there), who judge men on their looks?... Is there room for one more on Maxim's list? Heh.Heh.

March 24th, 2008 01:45 by Samantha
I was so happy when I found out Sarah Jessica Parker was number 1!
She is sooooo ugly.
She has a horse face.
Not only that but I tried to watch an episode of Sex and the City to see what the big deal is and I ended up hating her by the end.
That show is so full of itself.
Hollywood Women need to realize that they are just normal people like everyone else and they are not above other peoples' judgement just because the media says so.
I'm so glad that people have their own opinions on what is sexy and don't just let the media tell them what to think.
Yay Maxim!

December 29th, 2007 01:39 by Christine Berry
I believe that SJP has my vote , Amy for her bird's nest hair another vote, I don't watch Grey's Anatomy so I don't know Sandra Oh, my fourth choice would not have been Madonna but Tori Spelling, and by all means holding up the unsexiest woman of all, Britney Spears and or Paris Hilton. All that money she has and she has done nothing to change her face and that 2x4 flat body of hers. What a waist of flashbulbs on that no difference from a standing lamp millionaire.

December 6th, 2007 10:17 by Gina/Flint, Mi
I agree totally with Gina J!!
Great choices...I love the "veiney-armed horror" part. It is so true. I hate SJP in every thing she has ever been filmed in. I have no clue how she became a celebrity! Pam Anderson used to be sexy until she transformed herself into a caricature. With her looks alone, tori Spelling could not even land a spot in a B-porn movie. Good thing she had her 5 minutes before her dad died.

November 11th, 2007 04:02 by JG
Great list...truly.

November 9th, 2007 02:22 by Gina J
Save the PC crapola "Older but Wiser" it's so nineties and we all judge people on looks to some extent whether we like it or not. I was thrilled to see horse-faced, veiney-armed horror SJP called out finally at #1. I'm amazed Britney was number five, I would have bet that she would have topped the list this year. Not due to weight gain as I think she looks great by normal standards for a woman who has had 2 kids, but because of the awful unkempt look she always has. Following should have made the cut: Pam Anderson - looking truly haggard with or without make-up with utterly ridiculous fake breasts, cow-eyed atrocity Star Jones, repulsively thin, orange coloured Victoria Beckham and her fugly lemon-sucking face, Lindsey Lohan who looks like a burnt out Las Vegas stripper these days due to 70-a day smoking habit, Ann Coulter (probably disqualified due to being a Shemale) and Tori Spelling, actually scratch that last one, Tori is on the men's list because lady looks like a dude! To be even-handed, my top 5 unsexiest male picks would be: Tom Cruise - midget both physically and mentally, Justin Timberlake - bumpkin looks and repulsive face fungus, Kevin Federline - always looks shifty and grubby, Howard K.Stern - no explanation necessary, Tommy Lee - tattooed horror with close-set eyes and lank hair. Plus he's screwed Pamela Anderson ewwwww!!!

November 7th, 2007 10:59 by Older but Wiser
And just who are these men who don\'t like certain things about these five women? Are they so shallow as to judge women only by their looks? How pathetic.

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